why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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