I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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