We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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