he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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