Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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