The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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