So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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