awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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