please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Screwed.edu
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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