whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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