I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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