at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i will never coherently bang her
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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