i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
