scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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