Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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