Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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