People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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