Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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