Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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