Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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