All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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