Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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