hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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