im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
its liver damage thursday
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