Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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