Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
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