that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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