He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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