You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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