He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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