yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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