we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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