U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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