I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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