They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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