so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
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