is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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