You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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