if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
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