your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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