I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
The ass gains better be worth it
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