He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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