New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
