But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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