Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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