i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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