I got chris browned last night
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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