He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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