just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
