Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Randomize
