Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Just high enough for therapy.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
