bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
